When I'm a grown-up...

Archer has been talking a lot about the things he's going to do when he's a grown-up. A sampling of what he's been saying lately:

1) "When I'm a grown-up, I'm going to eat gum balls!" (He's not allowed to chew gum)

2) "When I'm a grown-up, I'm going to drink grown-up bubbly water and coffee!"

3) "When I'm 6 years old, I'm going to buy great-grandma a wheelchair!" (Great-grandma walks with a cane and is slow. Great-grandma said this statement made her happy and sad at the same time...)

4) "When I'm 4...no, when I'm 6, I'm going to buy you the No!No!" (Archer wants to buy whatever he sees on TV commercials. He saw a commercial for something called the 'No!No!' which is a hair removal system. I guess he thinks I need this for some reason???)

5) "When I'm a grown-up, I'm going to say bad words!"